1.) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"Comedy delights in the clash of theory with inescapable fact."

bloody taming of the shrew!!

2.)Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.

i reach my wonderful printer and pphoto paper which i lurrrve.

3.) What is the last thing you watched on TV?

will and grace! sum morning t.v is gud when ur ill!

4.) Without looking, guess what time it is:

11:55

5.)Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:19... i have no concept of time! i am ill.. thats my excuse

6.) With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

t.v in the other room... i believe hope and faith is on and also my moosic

7.) When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

this mornin to feed the carp n other fish.

8.) Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

i was working ona piece for my art to do the "the arts" n messin arond with it.

9.) What are you wearing?

i am wearin my bootiful red and white long spotty skirt bought for me by my darling sister before she left, a long black top with a red elasticated belty thing which looks like a corset that goes above your hips which ties at the back, my red beads, my black beads, wooden braclet given to me by sumone, bobs two plastic bracelets, and black and white spotty headband. PLUS my blankie and water bottle.

10.) Did you dream last night?

Yes.. probably.. i can never remember them tho

11.) When did you last laugh?

last night probably when my dad was being weird.

12.) What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Paint, sum cool clocks ina row, many shelves and bright boxes, a few pictures... and a loose wire hangin out the wall of which i am not sure wat it dus

13.) Seen anything weird lately?

Yes.. our new next door neighbours. the weirdos. they r incredibly annoyin so me n my mum thought we should wind em up and started cuttin down a hedge which had died, so the dude next door ran out (bow-legged) into his garage and stayed there until we had finished just to makesure we dint cut any of their conifers and when we finished there was just this gaping hole in the boundry so we walked off and peered thru the window and the entire family had come out to stare at the massive hole. and sayin stuff then they just stayed there lookin through at our garden sayin how silly it was we had trees... :S. lmao.

14.) What do you think of this quiz?

meh.

15.) What is the last film you saw?

errrr.... texas chainsaw massacre ws on the other night

16.) If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

dunno. not a new house ... i love my house.

17.) Tell me something about you that I don't know:

i have two massive bumps on my head froma child from where i ran into many different objects and so on.. na dnow it looks as if i have two horns on my head.

18.) If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Racists!!! i hate them!!

19.) Do you like to dance?

yer sure. i always make a fool of myself

20.) George Bush:

is a twat.

21.) Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

i dunno. summit not so common like my name

22.) Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

i have not thought this far ahead!

23.) Would you ever consider living abroad?

Yes. i would like to live in germany. its beautiful over there... but not all my life. maybe a year out there or summit.

24.) What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

i won't reach the pearly gates.... have you heard me on the topic of god? but if he was real summit along the lines of

"oh well. i'm sure me and the devil will get on like a house on fire!"

25.) 7 people who must also do this in THEIR journals:

i dont care. =]